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Day December 24, 2006

Happy Holidays!

Just a quick post today to wish everyone reading a very happy holiday! 

And a very Merry Christmas to all! (1)

Finally, here’s a little Flying Spaghetti Monster game you can play after the family poker game breaks up but before you sit down to devour a traditional Xmas-eve meal of gooseburgers and the special egg-nog made with bourbon and ice-cubes

The object of the game is to use your noodley appendage to convert the unbelievers to the true wisdom of Pastafarianism.  Evangelize like mad, because Heaven  is full of Beer Volcanoes as far as the eye can see, so you can have a frosty one while the Stripper Factory turns out your eternal reward. 


(1)  Disclaimer added to prevent Bill O’Reilly from attacking this blog with a phalanx (2) of Culture Warriors.  Actually, my original intent in this footnote was to link to his column about the "secular progressive" attack on Christmas, but after 5 minutes of wading through attempts to sell me hats, shirts, unpublished books, jigsaw puzzles, and coffee mugs that say "Keep It Pithy", I discovered that his columns are only available to "Premium Members."  I am happy to announce, however, that I failed the "Culture Warrior" test miserably.

(2)  Whew.  It only took until December 24th, but I finally succeeded in my New Year’s resolution to use "phalanx" in a sentence.  Now I just have "vexillology" and "brummigem" to go…